10 Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say

You look tired, let me do the clean up.

Of course your mother can stay with us, as long as she likes.

Here honey, you use the remote.

You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

While I'm up, can I get you anything?

Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.

Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.

Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

We never talk anymore.