Jewish Holiday

Yasser Arafat, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."

"Which one?" Arafat asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replies the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday"

Tell me another Joke!

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