Tonsilectomy

A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate I'll be gone for awhile I have to have surgery.

On the day he was admitted his mother asked if the doctor would please circumcise the boy, since he's already going to be under anaesthesia.

The boy woke up and was very sore "down there" there for several days.

About a week later he got to see his playmate again. The playmate informed him that he, too, was also going to have to have his tonsils out. He asked the boy to tell him about the surgery.

The little boy replied, "All I can tell you is your tonsils ain't where you think they are."