It's Like Budder!

One day a golfer hit his ball into a clump of buttercup flowers. Rather than destroy the flowers trying to make a shot, he picked up the ball and threw it onto the fairway.

With this a voice from above said, "This is Mother Nature and I want you to know that you are the most considerate golfer I have ever seen. Because you did what you did, you will never have to worry about butter as long as you live."

With this the golfer replied, "Where were you a week ago when I hit my ball into a clump of pussy willows?"