State-Of-The-Art

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," Bond replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The woman, intrigued, says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"I can communicate with it telepathically... It told me you're not wearing any panties.

The woman replies, "It's wrong, because I am wearing panties.

Bond: "Strange, I think it's running an hour fast."