Save Or Give?

Helping me sort clothes into "save" and "give away" piles, my six-year-old daughter came across a garter belt.

"What's this?" she asked.

"It's a garter belt," I said.

Seeing that meant nothing to her, I added, "It's for holding up stockings."

"Ah," she said, carefully placing it in the "save" pile, "We'll use it next Christmas Eve."

Tell me another Joke!

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