A grade that can usually be altered to look like a "B" on a test paper.
To speak a sentence where more than 50 percent of the words are "fuck". Example: "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.
A folly committed by enough of the right people to confer upon it the badge of status.
Laboring under a misconception.
Someone who pretends to be a gangster.
To dumb-down a performance to the point where only a person of five could enjoy it.
The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
Famous Last Words
"This is easy!"
Used with U, wut you yell when someone cuts ya off.
Goosestepping to the sound of the only drummer.
A make-work program to get women to buy new clothes for no real reason before the old clothes wear out.
To introduce a typo while editing in such a way that the resulting manglification of a configuration file does something useless, damaging, or wildly unexpected. "NSI fat-fingered their DNS zone file and took half the net down again."
Someone who has redeemed the money in his wallet for snapshots.
The fellow who is now happy to have paid for the wedding because now his wife another man to harrass.
A software development phrase. Basically, when everyone is sick and tired of trying to fix the bugs in the software, it is sent to manufacturing for disk duplication and packaging. Then First Customer Shipment occurs. Two days later, the Tech Support phone is jammed.
An eat wave.
Feast of the Vestal Virgins
The bloating of software with too many features.
A nasty software developer.
The suckiest month of the year.
To be without feck.
The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Indigestion from eating Israeli street food.
Chinese for 'Load of Crap'.
Frickin End User
When it's your Count that votes.
A bit more than two.
Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp.
Any of a genus of large, disruptive machines which routinely cut critical backbone links, creating Internet outages and packet over air problems.
A slut with a dietary problem.
To tell lies.
A document that has been saved with an unidentifiable name. It helps to think of a file as something stored in a file cabinet -- except when you try to remove the file, the cabinet gives you an electric shock and tells you the file format is unknown.
A substance which develops over your eyes after watching the same Bugs Bunny cartoon three times this week.
A museum of people who still have the mistaken notion that television is an art.
Software that corrupts one file format into another. Many e-mail programs offer the capability to filter e-mail directly into the trash.
Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives
Anything that can go wrong, wheell.
What you give a driver who cuts you off.
Being replaced against your will.
Grandpa's battle group at Normandy.
The first three months of pregnancy when you wonder, "Is it too late to hire a surrogate mother?"
Shaking hands with a vagina.
Salvation through perspiration.
Fixed Word Length
Four letter words used by programmers to describe their state of confusion.
Appalled over how much weight you have gained.
A bouncer at a gay night club.
A device for storing dead batteries.
The act of making something flat.
The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon.
An entertaining work of paperback fiction.
Somebody with the mental acumen of a Fig Newton bar who is still trying to develop manual skills and must be counted to.
The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
A graphic representation of a bowl of spaghetti.
A person who does tasks that are not hard. Such as a Personal Assistant.
A person who does a tedious and boring task. Such as an assembly line worker.
An ass-kisser. Such as a Marketing Executive.
Fuckin' New Guy - The latest slave to join your organization. Everything is his fault.
A natural weather phenomenon which usually occurs around an airport while the surrounding areas are clear. Fog is controlled by the airlines and is used to delay flights.
The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question "What's for dinner tonight?"
Foot In Mouth Disease
The number one health concern of politicians.
44 hand guns, 27 knives, and 3 Uzzis short of a party in Detroit.
44 people in search of a future career in broadcasting.
60 minutes of quazi-homosexual behavior in bad weather.
Football (the rest of the world)
A bunch of guys running around a pitch faking leg injuries.
A cure for the common excitement.
A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth.
The activity one engages in before sex to prepare for the act.
British: Buying the woman three drinks.
Californian: Filling the car's gas tank.
Irish: the guy says, "Now brace yourself, Bridget."
Lesbian: Opening a new can of Tuna.
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.
A small rug to wipe your feet on on a muddy day.
When you can't find your golf ball.
How much do you want to drink in Japan?
A random quote, such as ...
[an error occurred while processing this directive]
Someone who is clueless, from the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found", meaning the requested document couldn't be located. ("Don't bother asking him, he's 404.")
The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
A condition where a person wakes up in the morning, and everything goes well for the rest of the day.
To collect unemployment.
Your wife says you smell like a cheap one when you come in at 4 AM.
When you say something but mean a mother.
A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
The only living thing that has more lives than a cat. It croaks every night.
A dude from Paris.
A type of food.
How hell will be when Mom lets her daughter date an older guy with a motorcycle.
Trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
Standard instrument of destruction for eggs, pancakes, and various vegatable matter. Remains may be removed from surface with diluted solution of sulfuric acid.
The motto of New York City.
Defined by Gene Amdahl: "FUD is the fear, uncertainty, and doubt that IBM sales people instill in the minds of potential customers who might be considering [Amdahl] products." The idea was to persuade them to go with safe IBM gear rather than with competitors' equipment. After 1990 the term FUD was associated increasingly frequently with Microsoft, and has become generalized to refer to any kind of disinformation used as a competitive weapon.
What you call your child when you're mad at him.
A stately manse occupied by transients who continually receive visitors but lack the energy and inclination to entertain them.