Also known as Vitamin J. Lack of Vitamin J causes programmers' ills like "sleep" and "calm." Also contains sugar and "black stuff." Before a 'Beta Release', many programmers attempt to overdose on the stuff, with mixed results, see "FCS".
The original "Jaws" story.
Going somewhere without the kids.
The team that everybody supports, but nobody goes to watch.
Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
What happens to you if you don't have a job, haven't ever read a newspaper and lie about whether you watch TV.