From Da Joke Archives
A woman in Longview, Texas found crude oil gushing out of her toiler yesterday. Experts say the Bush administration will wait about two weeks before accusing her of having weapons of mass destruction and will then seize her home. (Novak)
Word of the Day
- A small closet-like area inhabited by a pair of incompatible people.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Un-American Activities" Fek'Lar thus spake... "It's very possible I'm going to piss you off. Not the normal pissing off of my usual bitching about managers and The Redmond Company, I'm going political! I'm going completely off topic to talk about the "detainees" in Cuba. This may piss you off so much, you'll never read another Crapolla. But do me a favor, at least read it to the end before you put down the Diet Coke and go out to buy the ammo." more...
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