LowComDom Performances Presents
On the Phone
This guy needed to call home, but the only pay phone he could find was in use. So he stood to the side and politely waited until it was free, thinking it would only be a couple of minutes.
Five minutes went by, and still the man was on the phone. He was just standing there, not saying a word. Three more minutes went by, and he still wasn't talking. Not a word.
Finally, he tapped him on the shoulder and asked if he could use the phone. He said, "I really wouldn't be long, but need to make an important call."
"Hold your horses,"responded the other man, covering the receiver. "I'm talking to my wife!"