LowComDom Performances Presents
Pauly walks into the local bar and says to Maury, the bartender, "Quick! Make me 12 Jager Bombs!"
So Maury makes him 12 shots quickly, and Pauly starting dropping them in his Red Bull, shooting them back as fast as he can, one right after the other.
Maury watches him drink one after the other until Pauly gets to number 11 and slows down just a bit.
"Boy, you are drinking these really fast."
Pauly says, "Well, you would be drinking really fast, too, if you had what I have."
Maury says, "What have you got?"
Pauly answers, "A dollar and a quarter."