LowComDom Performances Presents
Today I discovered:
1) Gluten is not the plural of gluteus, not even in German.
2) Apparently, "Gluten sensitivity" is something to do with an allergy to wheat and not my reaction, emotional and otherwise, to the sight of my neighbour's wife stupendous backside.
3) My neighbour is not sufficiently intelligent to understand my explanation that I am merely vocabulary-challenged.
4) A piece of raw meat placed over my swollen eye did indeed reduce the swelling.