March 2000 Archive

Definitions for the Family
Muscles
Quickies
Great Imponderables!
Being There
Yeah, Men Are Pigs
Postage Increase
I Could Use a Nail Gun
The Shrink
Preparations
A New 12-Step Program?
What a Dick!
A Rose by Any Other Name ...
Ask For Directions
Death by Guiness ...
Social Security
Vampires
In The News ...
Iowa
You Better Smile When You Say That!
A Real Texan
More Stuff to Think About
One of Each
Geek Theology
Planning
Kicking the Gambling Habit
Punctual
Excellent Driver
Quality
It's The Thought That Counts
Conjecture
The Date
It's All Relative
Three Guys
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
One-one-thousand, two-one-thousand ...
Vacation
Just Thinking
In The News ...
Top 10 Songs for People Over 40:
Head Aches
Ethnic Accent Practice for the Day
Try This at Wal-Mart!
The Future
Bathing Suits
Twain
Hitchin'
Not Too Fast Now
There's Always a Reason
Wisdom
Probably Some Old Fart Driving

Rules of Evidence
Texas
Is This Any Way to Run an Airline?
Ringo? Is That You?
G String
I Want to Be in Their Wills
Red Sox Tribute
The Barmaid
In The News ...
The FBI Can Be Useful
Yugo
It's Lonely Out There
Exercise
Dickens -- Spinning in His Grave
The Mark of Any Professional is Their Attention to Details
The Pint of Brandy
The Bill
Sex
The Difference Between Men and Women:
What Are You?
The Inner Qualities
An Actual Ad in the London Times:
Doctor, Doctor!
Setting the Tone
Disclaimer O' The Day
Types of People One Meets in a Public Washroom
Faithful!
Put Out an All-Points Bulletin!
Advice
In The News ...
Got A Light?
Motherhood
Artificial Intelligence
I Want to See This on Bay Watch!
Jewish Pimp
I Think More of You Than That!
How to Clean the Cat
Control Of Your Wife
Dating
The Barber
A Sale!
Exams