The Dictionary - J

Jabberwocky

1. The collective works of Britney Spears.

Jack

1. A thing that lifts a car and also keeps it going.

Jack-A-Hole

1. Compound insult. Both a Jackass and an Asshole.

Jackpot

1. When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night.

Jamaica

1. Question usually asked of a fraternity man when he returns from a date.

Japanese Tourist Mode (JTM)

1. Pointing your camera at, and shooting anything that moves.

Jawjuh

1. (Southern) The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.

Jeans

1. Lower half of the international uniform of youth, the upper half being the zits.
2. According to kids, are appropriate for just about any occasion, including church and funerals.

Jeeeeeeeez!

1. Slang for "Gee Mom, isn't there anything else you can do to embarrass me in front of my friends?"

Jejune

1. Dry and uninteresting. See Betty White

Jesuits

1. An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams.

Jesus Clip

1. "Jesus" every time you drop one of these.

Jiffy

1. One metric ton of peanut butter.

Jitterbug

1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet.

Job Vacuums

1. Employees who voluntarily sweep up extra duties; show strong work ethic.

Jock Strap

1. An in-grown codpiece.

Jodhpurs

1. Fancy pants for the horsey crowd.

Jolt Cola

1. Also known as Vitamin J. Lack of Vitamin J causes programmers' ills like "sleep" and "calm." Also contains sugar and "black stuff." Before a 'Beta Release', many programmers attempt to overdose on the stuff, with mixed results, see "FCS".

Jonah

1. The original "Jaws" story.

Joy Ride

1. Going somewhere without the kids.

Junior Varsity

1. The team that everybody supports, but nobody goes to watch.

Junk

1. Dad's stuff.

Jury

1. Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

Jury Duty

1. What happens to you if you don't have a job, haven't ever read a newspaper and lie about whether you watch TV.

Justice

1. When kids have kids of their own.