The Dictionary - K

Kabob

  1. The natural habitat of meat.

Kamikaze

  1. Japanese for cruize missile.

Kangaroo

  1. Is actually "what did you say?" in the language of the Australian natives. (Captain Cook's mistake)

Kappa

  1. What members of sororities or fraternities wear on their headas.

Karaoke

  1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'.
  2. Drunk people singing songs from the 80's, and throwing up.

Karma

  1. Justice without the feeling of satisfaction.

Karmageddon

  1. It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

Ketchup

  1. What the runners behind in a race want to do.
  2. The sea of tomato-based goop kids use to drown the dish that Mom spent hours cooking and years perfecting to get the seasoning just right.

Keyboard

  1. Where you hang your keys.
  2. The standard way to generate computer errors.

Keyboard Plaque

  1. The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards. "Are there any other terminals I can use? This one has a bad case of keyboard plaque."

Key Ring

  1. A loop of metal which allows one to efficiently lose all of their keys at the same time.

Kibitzer

  1. A person with an inferiority complex.

KIBO

  1. Knowledge In, Bullshit Out.

Kidney

  1. An organ used to convert beer into urine.
  2. An organ of the body which filters urine from the blood, and which some people eat because they don't know what kidneys do.

Kin

  1. An affliction of the blood.

Kindness

  1. A language that the dumb can speak and the deaf can hear.

Kinship

  1. Your brothers boat.

Kinstirpation

  1. A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.

Kiss

  1. Mom medicine.
  2. Keep It Simple, Stupid

Kitchenette

  1. A small, thin person working in the cafeteria kitchen.

Kleptomaniac

  1. A thief with breeding.

Klipstein's Second Law of Production

  1. If a project requires "n" components, there will be "n-1" units in stock.

Klutz

  1. What you discover your lab partner is when you ask him to slowly pour the sulfuric acid into the beaker you're holding.

Knowledge

  1. The natural enemy of religion.

Knowledge Silo

  1. The person in the company who knows what they are talking about.

Koi

  1. Fish who play hard to catch.

Kool-Aid Drinker

  1. One who believes without question. Whether the topic be religion, politics, or corporate marketing, the Kool-Aid drinker swallows and believes.

Kublai Khan (1216-1294)

  1. The first guy to send out for Chinese food.

Kung Pao

  1. The sound of Kung hitting your face.

Kyrie Eleison

  1. The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava.

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