January 1997 Archive
Wife or Mistress?
From The Idiot Tank
19 Ways to be Offensive at a Wedding
A preacher visits an elderly woman
A Nip o' Gin
You will be assimilated...
In The News...
Take Care
Dec Wars - Chapter 1
In The News...
Carefull not to get Stoned
End of the world
This is _NOT_ a rumor.
Urban Legend of the Day.
DR. VERNE'S WHITE TRASH ETIQUETTE
Mad Dogs and Englishmen
The Lover
Life must go on....
As you wish
From The Going Blind Department
Golf joke
Three kinds of people
2 nuns and a blonde
Rutting Season
Twister
Carefull what you wish for....
Playboy
Moreau Islands
Brand X
Dec Wars - Chapter 2
BALDNESS
Super Duper
In the News...
Barbers
Envy of the Freudian kind
Somebody Missing
Tenure
Q&A
How Much For That Doggie in the Window?
The Magician and the Parrot
Bathroom NOW!
Insects
Think Like a Shrink
Yes, This IS a Lightbulb Joke
In The News...
But who gets the Sinatra records?
Or Nothing at All...
Broadcast News...
Where was this on the SAT?
See.. Here's the deal...
Dec Wars - Chapter 3
All I want for Christmas...
Straight Up
C, More or Less
Da Jets
Another Lawyer Joke
Politics
Working definitions...
Lousy Golfer
For the gourmets
New Barbie Doll
Pretty as Ever
Cowboy joke
license plate
Bull Fight
sniff sniff
Confession
In The News...
Marital Problems
Important Notice
How COLD is it?
Dec Wars - Chapter 4
Words to Live By.
But who was the Eggman?
Merry Olde England
Row the boat ashore
In The News....
Rejection Letters of the Stars
The NJ Environmentalist Manifesto
Bad movie humor
Three Men in Heaven
Van Gogh's Relatives
Surgery
Slick Shooting...