May 2000 Archive

Blood
A Thought For Today
In The News...
German-Chinese Restaurant
The Parrot
The Contest
Thank You For Not Peeing
The Fishing Trip
No, We're Not Talking Rocky Horror
They Never Tell You This in Sonoma
Spock It To Me!
He's Athlete of The Century
The Town Drunk
Oh, That's How It Works
Animals Think the Darndest Things
Health and Fitness
Stress Control
Teaching Children About Death
From the Mind of Alfred E. Neuman
Being Rich
Hidden Agenda
Bubba's Accident
Advice For Idiots
In The News ...
Chinese Jews
Idiots in Food Service
Please Help
Spring
Medical Breakthrough
A Little Pushy
Idiot Sighting #1:
House Slippers
Giving Every User What They Need
Idiot Sighting #4:
This From a Clown in a Toga!
Calming A Beast
Idiot Sighting #2:
Usually Discovered by Managers
Mississippi
Idiot Sighting #3:
Professional Identity
Darth Vader Gives a Commencement Address
Washington, D.C.
In The News...
Diffweent Strokes
My Wife
Laws
Men
These Are My Assets?
Fishing

A Thought For Today
Defensive Driving
Oversexed 1
Real Quaker Talk
Those Know-It-All Doctors
Oversexed 2
What If God Had Voice Mail
Bird Imitations
Oversexed 3
Funny, You Don't Look .... 1
Medicine
Oversexed 4
Funny, You Don't Look .... 2
Sage Advice
In The News...
Funny, You Don't Look .... 3
Here's the Drill
Oversexed 5
Funny, You Don't Look .... 4
USPS
Oversexed 6
Funny, You Don't Look .... 5
Lisp
Oversexed 7
Funny, You Don't Look .... 6
Geronimo!
Oversexed 8
Funny, You Don't Look .... 7
11 O'Clock News
Oversexed 9
Life in the Slow Lane
Croak
Oversexed 10
From Soup to Nuts
The Governess
In The News...
Does Dan Quayle Spelling Potato Count?
Salesmanship Award
Oversexed 11
A Thought For Today
Longevity
Better Check My Prescription