From Da Joke Archives
Paul Verhoeven, the director of "Robocop" has written a biography of Jesus. The most exciting part is when he goes into the temple to take on the money changers with a grenade launcher and Uzi.
Jim Barach http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com
Word of the Day
- It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Developed Nation Devices in the Developing Nations" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I was recently on safari in the United Republic of Tanzania. It was a two-week vacation to see one of the least-spoiled places on earth, and the Great Migration. Tanzania is what we now call a Developing Nation. Most of the people live on very little money, and quite a lot of the country doesn't even have electricity. It was interesting to see how all of our Developed Nation devices faired in a country with little infrastructure." more...
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