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From Da Joke Archives
Getting Wired
A guy walks into a bar but is stopped by the bouncer.
"I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a tie."
The guy goes back to his car and looks for a tie, but all he can find is a set of jumper cables. So he ties the jumper cables around his neck and heads back to the bar.
The bouncer looks him over and says, "I'm going to let you in. But don't start anything."
Word of the Day
- Employees who voluntarily sweep up extra duties; show strong work ethic.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "From The Do As I Say, Not As I Do File ..." Fek'Lar thus spake... "Some cleaver geek discovered that a web site The Redmond Company and UNiSYS put up to coax companies to leave UNIX for Winders is run on ... a UNIX machine." more...
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