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Fidel Castro is imposing strict restrictions on Cubans who want to surf the internet or buy a computer. It's not that Castro is afraid of the spread of free information, but because too many Cubans are using their empty computer boxes to make boats. (Jake Novak)
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From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Every city has one attribute which defines it. Bangalore's defining attribute is the traffic. It is so intense that it makes Boston drivers look like a bunch of pansies. After all, in Boston they stay in their own lane. In Bangalore one lane will usually contain one car and at least two motor bikes. Sometimes, two cars if motor bikes can't be found. I'm not sure why they bother to paint the lanes on the road. This is a complete free for all, and surprisingly I have only seen one traffic accident. Top speeds appear to be about 30 KPH, but you get a better illusion of speed as the car next to you passes with only inches to spare (and sometimes going in the opposite direction). " more...
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