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Sucks and Blows!
From Da Joke Archives
Alley-Oop!
Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.
The first dwarf is disappointed,however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!"
In his column, "Can You Sue For PTO?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Cold and Flu season is here. If you're like me (you poor bastard!) you have co-wokers that don't stay home when they are contagious. Why? Because staying home eats PTO days. They want to use those days to spend two weeks in Aruba sitting on a beach swigging parasol drinks, and installing skin cancer. So they show up for work completely Ebola'ed out." more...
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