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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

E-Mail Abbreviations

Abbreviation #1 whrthfckuben?

Previously long phrase: "Goodness, it's been a long time since we've chatted, hasn't it?"

Abbreviation #2 utypliksht

Previously long phrase: "Say, have you heard that there is a new Evelyn Wood's speed-typing course?"

Abbreviation #3 ugoturhdupyrass?

Previously long phrase: "Are you sure about that?"

Abbreviation #4 sowenugtoutofjail?

Previously long phrase: "So, what have you been up to lately, Bugs?"

Abbreviation #5 tkurabbrevsandshuvem

Previously long phrase: "Wouldn't you rather just type the whole phrase out?"


Word of the Day

Hari-Kari

  1. Transporting a wig.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Lots of Nothing" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I haven't actually done any work on the LowComDom prototype in the last month. I plead insanity and laziness. Actually, I plead WTHAIS keeping me so busy as of late, I just want to sit in front of the tube when I get home. Oh, television! What would I do without you?"    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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