From Da Joke Archives
The Plagiarist's Guide
When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child.
When I grew, I learned to talk like an adult by copying the words of those smarter than me, which was easy, for they were so numerous.
Word of the Day
- Tool for calling your neighbor Chris to see if he has another hydraulic floor jack.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Yes, Sir!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I mentioned a few months ago that I had an "acting manager". I think this title was required under the truth in advertising laws. Well the actor has left stage right. He is now appearing in the "Off Broadway" production of The Nutty Professor." more...
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