Sucks and Blows!
From Da Joke Archives
Toddler Property Laws
If I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my hand, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
If I think it's mine, it's mine.
Oops! I'm sorry, I goofed! Instead of typing in the Toddler Property Laws, I've been typing in Bill Gates primary Business Plan.
Word of the Day
- The art of persuading your opponent to take the nice shiny copper penny and give you the wrinkled old paper money.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
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