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From Da Joke Archives
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Abbreviation #1 whrthfckuben?
Previously long phrase: "Goodness, it's been a long time since we've chatted, hasn't it?"
Abbreviation #2 utypliksht
Previously long phrase: "Say, have you heard that there is a new Evelyn Wood's speed-typing course?"
Abbreviation #3 ugoturhdupyrass?
Previously long phrase: "Are you sure about that?"
Abbreviation #4 sowenugtoutofjail?
Previously long phrase: "So, what have you been up to lately, Bugs?"
Abbreviation #5 tkurabbrevsandshuvem
Previously long phrase: "Wouldn't you rather just type the whole phrase out?"
In his column, "Lots of Nothing" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I haven't actually done any work on the LowComDom prototype in the last month. I plead insanity and laziness. Actually, I plead WTHAIS keeping me so busy as of late, I just want to sit in front of the tube when I get home. Oh, television! What would I do without you?" more...
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