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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Good News, Bad News

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"The guy was your doctor."


Word of the Day

Scheduled Release Date

  1. In the software industry this carefully calculated date is determined by estimating the actual shipping date and subtracting six months from it.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Here's What Fast Food Should Do" Fek'Lar thus spake... "There's a new law that says that Fast Food joints have to post easily-seen boards with calorie counts for their "food". In California, there's a slight difference in the state law versus the federal law, so some of the boards haven't gone up yet. Now before you start pissing in your pants about "big government", I've come up with a way these boards can make the Fast Food industry a ton of money."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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