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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Immigration

Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become American citizens, and "Americanize" their names. Bu called himself "Buck." Chu called himself "Chuck." Fu decided to return to China.


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Error Message

  1. Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings.

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Fek'Lar

In his column, "The Worst Consumer Electronics - Ever!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "If no one has kicked you up side the head lately, you might not have noticed that VHS is a dead format. A couple years ago I decided to start transferring all my old VHS to DVD. I got a Go Video deck with both a VHS recorder and DVD recorder with one touch dubbing. The deck was interesting in that it, in very large and unfriendly letters, said that if you put media rated for faster than 4X burning in the DVD recorder, it would self-destruct. I thought this was interesting and called Go Video about this. No one could really explain this limitation. I found sources for slow media and went along my burning way."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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