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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Twisted

Gourmet pretzel maker Beny Bigalos filed for bankruptcy. Things just haven't been the same for the pretzel business since President Bush got into the White House.

(Jim Barach - http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com


Word of the Day

Kindness

  1. A language that the dumb can speak and the deaf can hear.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "And Now My Gym Wants Bio-Metric Data?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I go to the gym regularly... to sit in a hot tub. It is far less expensive than buying and maintaining our own tub. The only trouble is you have to wear a swim suit. Ok another trouble is the one I go to doesn't seem to know how to maintain a pool and tub. They don't appear to be investing in filters. But I can go to other gyms when the water starts looking too pissy."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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