From Da Joke Archives
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. -- Alexandre Dumas
Which brings to mind a possibly-apocryphal tale of the Prussian army's scheme for classifying recruits: They classified them on two axes: smart vs. stupid, and industrious vs. lazy. Smart+lazy became commissioned officers. Smart+industrious became non-commissioned officers. Stupid+lazy became cannon fodder. Stupid+industrious were taken out back and shot before they did any damage.
"The reason why bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass." -- Red Foreman, "That 70s Show"
Word of the Day
- A peace officer who is unable to defecate.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Colossus: The Wells Fargo Project" Fek'Lar thus spake... "If you're like me, (you poor bastard!) you only use a bank as a weigh station for your paycheck, and operating capital. Banks pay just about nothing in interest, so other than being a safe parking place, there is no reason to have very much money in one." more...
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