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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

They're All Bunching Up

Virginia may stop requiring 3rd graders to take standardized testing in history and science. Mostly because they want there to be some kids who make it into the 4th grade.

Jim Barach http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/


Word of the Day

Jonah

  1. The original "Jaws" story.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spammity Spam! Wonderful Spam!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "The title of the SPAM was, "Get a FREE PAGER!" Oh geez, not another one. Don't these idiots know I that always keep a dead battery in my pager so it won't disturb me when I'm doing important things like sleeping and watching the Cartoon Network? Why would I want a free pager? Where's the value add? If these people really want me to read their SPAM, they need to offer something I want like, "We'll STEAL Your Pager!" Then inside they could put instructions about where I should leave my pager so they can find it, etc."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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