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A Meeting in Hell
An English landowner and his Irish manservant ran into each other in hell one day.
"My lord," the Irishman exclaimed, "what are you doing here?"
The landowner sighed. "I'm here because I lied, cheated, and stole to pay the debts run up by that playboy son of mine. But you were a faithful, loyal servant. Why are you here?"
"For fathering that playboy son of yours," the Irishman replied.
Word of the Day
- All talk and no action.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Developed Nation Devices in the Developing Nations" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I was recently on safari in the United Republic of Tanzania. It was a two-week vacation to see one of the least-spoiled places on earth, and the Great Migration. Tanzania is what we now call a Developing Nation. Most of the people live on very little money, and quite a lot of the country doesn't even have electricity. It was interesting to see how all of our Developed Nation devices faired in a country with little infrastructure." more...
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