From Da Joke Archives
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."
Word of the Day
- A mass mulling by master-minds where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
- An assembly of computer experts coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve the problem.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Auf Wiedersehen Mein Führer" Fek'Lar thus spake... "One day I pulled into the WTHAIS parking lot and was shocked. It was full! I wondered what this meant as most of the people stationed in headquarters had seemed to go on the "I'm working from home" strategy permanently - even though working from home is officially forbidden. What could scare these bozos into actually showing up? Turns out we got an early Xmas present. No, it wasn't free Diet Coke for everyone. Even Better! The board fired Mein Führer and hired Danny Ocean to replace him. Apparently, everyone wanted to make sure there was a butt in their chair when Danny toured the building." more...
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