From Da Joke Archives
Best Of The Best Heroic Failures 1
The worst homing-pigeon: This historic bird was released in Pembrokeshire, Wales, in June 1953 and was expected to reach its base that evening. It was returned by post, dead, in a cardboard box eleven years later from Brazil.
Word of the Day
- An utterance upon running directly into a spider web first thing in the morning... and you don't know where the spider is.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Just About Ready to Puke" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I go to a gym about four times a week. It's not because I'm into fitness. It's because my dues are real cheap, and they have a hot tub. Using their hot tub means I don't have to buy one and clean it." more...
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