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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Easy A's

"It was reported that a high school student in Delaware broke into the school's computers and changed her grades from Fs to A's.... The girl has now been hired to run WorldCom." (Conan O'Brien)


Word of the Day

Happy Meal

  1. Supping on the product of an assembly line while a clown tests his blood sugar.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Mobile Advertising" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Here's a deal was too good to pass on. For slightly more than what I paid for my 1993 Fekmobile, I could buy a 2002 Fekmobile that came with more stuff. I could also get zero percent financing for 5 years, and put nothing down."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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