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Movie Reviews by Mongo

Grease

 

 Dust Bag Full!

Jonathan Livingston Seagull

 

 Slight Suction!

Mask of Dimitrios, The

 

 Slight Suction!

Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

1945

In 1945 Army Non-commisioned Officers had a typewriter on their desks for doing daily reports.

Now - Everyone has an Internet computer, and they wonder why no work is getting done.

Word of the Day

Grok

  1. To understand a concept.

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Fek'Lar

In his column, "Veni, Vidi, Fefello" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Are you like me? (You poor bastard!) Are you getting disappointed by Apple announcements? The Stepford Executives walk out on a stage and show us products just incrementally updated and acting like they just discovered Manna From Heaven."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 

 

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