From Da Joke Archives
How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
Word of the Day
- A girl who makes love with her eyes closed because she can't stand to see a guy having a good time.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Decision Time" Fek'Lar thus spake... "A family member of mine has been in and out of hospital this past month. Happily, the problem has been sorted out, and they are getting better everyday. While I've been visiting and playing taxi driver, I've noticed not all medical facilities take care of the needs of those of us who are in the hospital, but are not patients. By that I mean, some of these joints actually want you to drink a soda which does not originate in Atlanta. " more...
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