From Da Joke Archives
Gourmet pretzel maker Beny Bigalos filed for bankruptcy. Things just haven't been the same for the pretzel business since President Bush got into the White House.
(Jim Barach -
Word of the Day
- A language that the dumb can speak and the deaf can hear.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "And Now My Gym Wants Bio-Metric Data?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I go to the gym regularly... to sit in a hot tub. It is far less expensive than buying and maintaining our own tub. The only trouble is you have to wear a swim suit. Ok another trouble is the one I go to doesn't seem to know how to maintain a pool and tub. They don't appear to be investing in filters. But I can go to other gyms when the water starts looking too pissy." more...
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