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Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

NetWare man

sung to the tune of "Nowhere Man" by the Beatles. ---------- NetWare Panned Banyan employee Tom Greenaway took a musical poke at the competition in 'NetWare Man' - sung to the tune of the Beatles'' 'Nowhere Man':

He's a real NetWare man, living in his Novell LAN, making all his E-mail plans, for nobody.

Doesn't have an open view, knows not where he's routing to. Maybe hope in 4.2 or 3.

NetWare Man, please listen. ENS is what you're missing. NetWare Man, the world could be at your command.

He's as blind as he can be, Just sees his own bindery. NetWare man can't TCP at all.

NetWare Man, please listen. ENS is what you're missing. NetWare Man, the world could be at your command.

He's a real NetWare man, living in his Novell LAN, making all his E-mail plans, for nobody, making all his GroupWise plans for nobody, making all his Utah plans for nobody.


Word of the Day

Las Vegas

  1. Where good taste goes to die.
  2. Cheesy done well.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Bar Update" Fek'Lar thus spake... "This nightmare is now over. I got my bar back! TGIFriday's in Cupertino has re-opened. No more searching through The Valley looking for a bar that meets my exacting requirements (noise, good lighting, Diet Coke, and bartenders who don't mind me camping for a good long time)."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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