From Da Joke Archives
Redneck Wedding Etiquette
Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
Its is not okay for the groom to bring a date to a wedding.
When dancing, never remove undergarments, no matter how hot it is.
A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost effective but also a proven fly deterrent.
For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a natty appearance. Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
Word of the Day
- The person responsible for ensuring that a company's computer facilities are unusable except for when they want to print out naked pictures or play exciting network games like "Doom".
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