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Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Toddler Property Laws

If I like it, it's mine.

If it's in my hand, it's mine.

If I can take it from you, it's mine.

If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

If it looks just like mine, it's mine.

If I think it's mine, it's mine.

If I...

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Word of the Day

Negotiating

  1. The art of persuading your opponent to take the nice shiny copper penny and give you the wrinkled old paper money.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Top 5 Reasons to Drink Caffeine Free Diet Coke" Fek'Lar thus spake... "

  • No one at work will steal your soda.
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    From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

     


     

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