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Movie Reviews by Mongo

Gladiator

 

 Dust Bag Full!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

 

 Dust Bag Full!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

 Slight Suction!

Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Shopping Tip

You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.

Word of the Day

Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology

  1. There is always one more bug.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary

Fek'Lar

In his column, "WTF?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I see Hilary is getting ready to run for something. I can tell because she opened her mouth and silly words came out. She's not the only one to spew silliness."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 

 

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