From Da Joke Archives
If DEC ran Christmas...
We used to have Christmas back in the '70s, didn't we?
Word of the Day
- Traditional Scandinavian all-terrain snow-traveling technique. It's good exercise. It doesn't require the purchase of costly lift tickets. It has no crowds or lines. It isn't skiing. See Cross-Country Something-Or-Other.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "DST" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Did you get your DST patches done in time? I know a bunch of people who didn't. You can thank your local Congressman and Senator for this nightmare." more...
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