In his column, "Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Every city has one attribute which defines it. Bangalore's defining attribute is the traffic. It is so intense that it makes Boston drivers look like a bunch of pansies. After all, in Boston they stay in their own lane. In Bangalore one lane will usually contain one car and at least two motor bikes. Sometimes, two cars if motor bikes can't be found. I'm not sure why they bother to paint the lanes on the road. This is a complete free for all, and surprisingly I have only seen one traffic accident. Top speeds appear to be about 30 KPH, but you get a better illusion of speed as the car next to you passes with only inches to spare (and sometimes going in the opposite direction). "    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar