In his column, "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spammity Spam! Wonderful Spam!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "The title of the SPAM was, "Get a FREE PAGER!" Oh geez, not another one. Don't these idiots know I that always keep a dead battery in my pager so it won't disturb me when I'm doing important things like sleeping and watching the Cartoon Network? Why would I want a free pager? Where's the value add? If these people really want me to read their SPAM, they need to offer something I want like, "We'll STEAL Your Pager!" Then inside they could put instructions about where I should leave my pager so they can find it, etc."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar