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Movie Reviews by Mongo

Outland

 

 Jammed Pipe!

Revenge of the Pink Panther

 

 Slight Suction!

Snake Eyes

 

 Slight Suction!

Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Stocking Stuffer

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Mitch Hedberg

Word of the Day

Fugly

  1. Fucking Ugly

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Fek'Lar

In his column, "Oh No, They Aren't Saying Anything Bad..." Fek'Lar thus spake... "Did you see where the Dockers Brand from Levi is going to sell pants with radiation shielding in the pockets? This way your cell phone won't make your goodies glow. The back pedaling was comical."    more...

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