From Da Joke Archives
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
Word of the Day
- Mud with the juice squeezed out.
- Insideous interloping particles of evil that turn a home into a battle zone.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Scorecard" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I've been in this computer hobby/profession for a long time now. I wrote my first program in 1980 on paper punch cards. The world really has changed a lot since then. Now before I hear the big collective, "Duh!", let's talk about who the players were and are." more...
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