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Strangers on a Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping compartment of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies. "Get your own damn blanket."
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From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Lots of Nothing" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I haven't actually done any work on the LowComDom prototype in the last month. I plead insanity and laziness. Actually, I plead WTHAIS keeping me so busy as of late, I just want to sit in front of the tube when I get home. Oh, television! What would I do without you?" more...
May 1, 2012
Another issue of The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar was published.
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The following words were added to the LowComDom Online Dictionary.
Just remember... You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the neighbor's car!
