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Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Cutting Corners

A Jewish man was in an accident and his penis was chopped off. He was rushed to the hospital where the doctor examined him, and after careful examination said, "We can replace it with a small size for $5,000, a medium size for $15,000, or an extra-large size for $30,000. I realize it's a lot of money, so take your time and talk it over with your wife."

When the doctor came back into the room he found the man staring sadly at the floor.

"My wife says she'd rather have a new kitchen."


Word of the Day

Park

  1. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck."
  2. After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Chevy Volt, Thanks For Playing" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I've started looking for a new Fekmobile. The '02 Saturn SC2 is nice, but it's getting up there on miles and will soon be requiring maintenance from a dealer who does not exist anymore. The local Cadillac dealer has taken over support of Saturn cars, but I found them to be less than honest the last time their maintenance bay was used."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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