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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

The Best Years of Our Lives

I'm 22 years old and a university student. My parents keep telling me these are the best years of my life. In the past week, I've failed two tests, had my car stolen, and broke off a two-year relationship. If this is as good as it's gonna get, I think I want to be five again.


Word of the Day

Perot, Henry Ross (1930-

  1. The gold standard to which crazy bastards are meassured.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Dry" Fek'Lar thus spake... "For about 18 years I have worked from a barstool. I'd pop in, drop whatever incarnation of the Apple notebook I owned at the moment onto the bar, the bartender would set a Diet Coke in front of me, whether I asked for it or not, and I would start typing away at whatever project I was working on."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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