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Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Oxymorons

State worker

Legally drunk

Exact estimate

Act naturally

Found missing

Resident alien

Genuine imitation

Airline Food

Good grief

Government organization

Sanitary landfill

Small crowd

Business ethics

Soft rock

Butt Head

Military Intelligence

Sweet sorrow

"Now, then ..."

Passive aggression

Clearly misunderstood

Peace force

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Rap music

Working vacation

Religious tolerance

Microsoft Works

Holy War


Word of the Day

Scheduled Release Date

  1. In the software industry this carefully calculated date is determined by estimating the actual shipping date and subtracting six months from it.

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Fek'Lar

In his column, "And Another Thing About Star Trek..." Fek'Lar thus spake... "Remember an episode called I, Mudd? Sure you do, it's been rerunning for 45 years. That's the one where an android named Norman took control of the Big E and took it to a planet entirely populated by androids and a small-time criminal named Harry Mudd. We had met Mudd in a first season episode."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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