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From Da Joke Archives

Where does the Boss go?

There were these three guys. They all worked together at a factory. Everyday they notice that their boss leaves work a little early. So one day they meet together and say that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave early too. The boss left and so did they.

The first guy goes home and goes to rest so he can get an early start.

The second guy goes home and cooks dinner.

The third guy goes home and walks to his bedroom. He opens the door slowly and sees his wife in bed with his boss, so he quietly closes the door and leaves.

The next day the first and second guys are talking and plan to go home early again. They ask the third guy if he wants to leave early again and he says, "No." They ask him why not and he said, "Because yesterday I almost got caught!"


Word of the Day

Liquidated Damages

  1. A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "What Did You Know, and When Did You Know It?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Ok, I'm pissed. I talk with everyone on our India team every business day. This takes two calls to hit all the shifts. One day in the afternoon call, I am told the team has lost database access - a day ago! I ask what was done about it, and end the call to go get access restored."    more...

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