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From Da Joke Archives
Hospital Charts 16
Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
Word of the Day
- Touring on skis along trails in scenic wilderness, gliding through snow-hushed woods far from the hubbub of the ski slopes, hearing nothing but the whispery hiss of the skis slipping through snow and the muffled tinkle of car keys dropping into the puffy powder of a deep, wind-sculpted drift.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Y2K Has Begun" Fek'Lar thus spake... "It's begun. The effects of Y2K have hit corporate America. Starting in October, large companies are locking down computers and not allowing any new software installations until after the new year. This way they can certify a machine and keep it stable while the rest of the world goes to hell." more...
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