From Da Joke Archives
"Walking Dead" was named TV's deadliest show for the number of people dying on the program each episode. It was followed closely in second place by "60 Minutes".
Jim Barach http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/
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- The first fully-functional android. The machine was Vice President of the United States of America from 2001 to 2009. The android's duties included defending, preserving, and protecting secrets; keeping the President of the United States of America from realizing where power really sat; and operating the shredder.
We are referring only to the B model of the series. The Richard "Dick" A. Cheney never worked properly and was eventually used by its creator, The Walt Disney Company, to entertain theme park guests as "Skippy" on the Alien Encounter attraction.
The B model wasn't without its challenges. On February 11, 2006, the B model malfunctioned and shot a human it was not aiming for. The victim later apologized to the android for getting in the way.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Layoffs" Fek'Lar thus spake... "The general mood in The Valley has been gloomy as of late. Every week we're hearing of more layoffs and Pink Slip Parties. I remember when Pink Slip Party meant something entirely different. But I digress." more...
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