From Da Joke Archives
Losing his touch...
The Census Department says more women in the U.S. are having fewer or no children. Apparently it has been an off year for Kevin Federline.
Jim Barach http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com
Word of the Day
- Generally, your own name with the suffix "ster" attached in a forced awkward attempt at familiarity, e.g. "Bobster," "Hankster" or "Georgester."
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "What Grade Did You Get?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "As you may remember, I'm an old fart. Recently, I needed to check into the HMO to have a hernia (hisnia?) repaired. My surgeon was a stone-faced Iranian. He's smart, serious, and damned good. But he wasn't going to be the only person in the OR." more...
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