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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

The P-ne-U-matic Side of "The Force"

Upon visiting Taco Bell/KFC during this Star Wars movie rerelease period, I was greeted with a poster featuring an image of Yoda on some sort of a promotion which beckoned in large letters, "FEEL THE FORCE."

It was not immediately clear what was being promoted, but the only thing that came to my mind was perhaps their bean burritos.


Word of the Day

Clown Shoes

  1. Any item, person, or organizatin that can not be taken seriously.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "What's the Price of Privacy?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Remember back in crap200508 I mentioned that ChoicePoint, you know, the bastards who sold your personal information to a bunch of crooks, got caught? Well, this just in, the FTC has leveed a fine against said bastards. Dividing the number of personal records sold by the fine tells us that according to the Federal Government (also not known for keeping your information private), your privacy is worth..."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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