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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Parallel Parking

Most people hate to parallel park. The other day, I saw this woman trying to get out of a tight parking space. She'd bump the car in front, then back-up and strike the car behind her. This went on about 2-3 minutes.

I walked over to see if I could somehow help. My offer was declined though. She said, "Why have bumpers if you're not going to use them once in a while?"


Word of the Day

Keyboard

  1. Where you hang your keys.
  2. The standard way to generate computer errors.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Chevy Volt, Thanks For Playing" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I've started looking for a new Fekmobile. The '02 Saturn SC2 is nice, but it's getting up there on miles and will soon be requiring maintenance from a dealer who does not exist anymore. The local Cadillac dealer has taken over support of Saturn cars, but I found them to be less than honest the last time their maintenance bay was used."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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