January 1998 Archive

Ready-Made Resolutions For Interneters
Bigamy
Best not go outside alone.
Backwards
Judicial Process
You Know It's Too Hot When...
NYSE
Hebonics
Cards
New Jersey: image problem or just problem?
Porcupine's and Porsches
Calendars
The Universal Prayer
Nightcrawlers
In The News...
Not easy, but worth the trip.
Crossbreding with Blondes
Chain Saws
Polack Joke
Spanish Cows
Kenny G
Engineers
Typical Official Repsonses
Drugs
THEOREM
Crossbreding with Blondes
The Top 15 Signs Your Execution Isn't Going Well
Chicken Farming
Pavlovian Conditioning
Frame of Mind
The DMV....
Little Boy
Drummers and Drinking
Preventing Disease
Microsoft and The US of A
In The News...
English Lesson
Personal Ads explained
Music
Urologist
Some Misc Thoughts
Half Step
Hollyweird
The Irishman
Bagpipers
New standards
Jungle Crook
The Top 15 Surprises in Bill Gates's New Mansion
Painting and the eye doctor
Again and Again
LEARN TO BE A REAL MAN

The Reward of Going to Temple
Computers'R'Us
I Know You
Hurricanes and Women
Sex Math
In The News...
The Star Spangled Banner (from a Drummer's Perspective):
21 Ways to Survive Even the Dullest of Sermons
Sleeping Hands
Homework
Microsoft Light Bulbs
YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN:
DOGS AND COMPUTERS: SAME OR DIFFERENT?
Linux bashing
Integral of X squared
Marriage and Divorse
Sunburn
15 REASONS WHY A DIET SODA IS BETTER THAN A MAN
The Brain
Which is it?
The Country Boy
Presidential Privilege
Paradise
English
That's the way (Unh-hunh Unh-hunh) I like it (Unh-hunh Unh-hunh)
The rich and the poor
In The News...
New Procedure
Maybe they should screen questions next time.
Wife
A Spiked Watermelon
Skiing
Emotional Themed Party
The Pill
STOP THE GENOCIDE
Nostradamus & Di
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Golfing with the wife
Top Ten reasons that Dinosaurs died out ...
Management Science
East/West Coast translation table.
Redneck Saxophonist