September 1998 Archive

Doggie Dictionary
Defendent
Just wash, boil & serve!
News Flash!
The Creation Story as Told by a Dog
Shakespeare
Honest Abe
Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Say at a Consulting Interview
I left my heart in San Francisco
The Ceremony
Top Ten Ways To Know You're Dating/Married To A Consultant
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Out-of-Culture Joke of the Day
Top Ten Ways to Know You've Got the Consulting Bug
How Cold Was It?
Helicopters and Tanks Headed For Redmond
Doggie Pledge
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear from a Consultant
Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
Lawyers
In The News...
Theological Engineering Exam 1
Bull's Eye!
Sports Talk
Hells Bells
Top Ten Things a Consultant Shouldn't Tell a Client
Elvis!
I see Microsoft as the Conan of the industry
I May Not Know What Art Is...
Get A Hobby
Speed Matters
Best of the Worst Country Song Titles
In touch with a loved one's needs
Windows help desk
Alligator Shoes
The Doctor's Visit
S.Cal driver license application
The Oldest Profession
Bumper Stickers Sighted Throughout the World
The Pope and Golf
HMO
In The News...
What's Sex?
God is a Pinball Wizard
Collecting for the Snail Benevelent Fund
I believe that, in general, women are saner than men.
WINDOWS 98 LINER NOTES
Deodo
When?
Sex!
One Liners

Take Me To The Cleaners
Strict, Unbending Rules For Dealing With Stray Cats:
CAMPING TIPS:
Math
Top Ten Reasons The Navy Shouldn't Use An NT Environment On Ships:
Snow White
Keychain Quotes
Grave Joke
Great Female Comebacks
Ghost?
Do you have Price Albert in a can?
In The News...
Interstate 22
Marriage Counseling
What's In a Name?
I'll Just Leave The Planet, Now
Hubby Ate the Cat Food
Close shave
New Apple Commercial
Progress
Neo-wiz
Redneck Drivers License Application
Orientation
Sheep shagger
Universal Grade Change Form
The Virginity Test
Best of Hollywood Squares
Duck Biopsy
Other Predictions from the IAU
THE LEMON PICKER
Pakistani Sandals
NEW PRODUCT: MICROSOFT CONTRACEPTIVES
In The News...
Snakeskin Boots
Pussy Eating Frog
Is your computer male or female?
Assigning grades
PROMOTED
Doctor, I'm Alien... (ailin')