January 1999 Archive

New Year's Resolutions
The Month After Christmas
The Book
Survival
Fish
BOOK Technology rebuttal
Generation Gap
Meal on Wheels
The Dog
The Wise Rabbi
Watch Those Gestures
In The News...
The Clerk
I Hate Barney!
Things That Annoy Me
Nonchalant Comments & Questions About Contemporary Life
The Widow
Chinese Wedding Night
Adverse Golfing Conditions
Epidemiological Studies
Answering Machine
Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities
Blonde Again!
Ads in Bills
Newborns
The United Nations
Usenet Is Like . . .
Ben Franklin
Except For The Kids
Thoughts To Get You Through Almost Any Crisis....
New Ways to Test Software
Sorta Like The Inverse Square Law
In The News...
Signs That You Are Bored at Work
Antiques
Body Parts
What's For Dinner?
Birthday
Generic Ethnic Joke
Chicken Crosses the Basketball Court
I Know Some Just Like This
Once Upon A Time
The Y2K Song
Diagnosis
World's Shortest Books
ET Stay Home!
Mother's Day
Vermont Farm
Frigid
Tech Museum.....
Boating

The Question
What Time Is It?
In The News...
Beer
Faith and Religion
Fred 'n Marva
Midwife's Tale
Cooking
Poles 1
It Came from Hollywood
Theatre!
Poles 2
Watson!
What's Your Dad Do?
Poles 3
Can You Say OUCH!?
Courtroom
Poles 4
She Was So Blonde...
Clean as a Whistle
Clone Research
Television
When Cultures Collide
In The News...
Blonde Paint
Rejected Hallmark Greetings
Lost Sheep
The Polish Woman
Fabric Softener
Political Correctness
Nursery Rhyme
Morning Differences
The Last Thing She needs Is Another Clingy, Whiny, Dependent Man
DIET FOR STRESS
Pregnancy
A Recipe for Men Who Would Cook
What's the Difference?
Grandma
Lawyer Fact
Casual Fridays......
Questions
Dolphins