August 2000 Archive

School's Out
Why?
Making Ends Meet
Dark Cloud
Corporate / Government Vocabulary
R's
Life in the Breakdown Lane
Car Names Explained
It's More Practicle
Planning a Family Vacation
Shit...
The Stats on Bikinis
US Holidays
Astronauseous
Open Mind
Birthday Wishes
What if "Dear Abby" was a Man? 1
As Your Attorney
Photo Drop
What if "Dear Abby" was a Man? 2
In The News ...
The Law of Diminishing Returns
What if "Dear Abby" was a Man? 3
Packing
Finding The Lord
What if "Dear Abby" was a Man? 4
Be Very Trying
St. Patrick
What if "Dear Abby" was a Man? 5
Unwanted Child
Mens Instructions For Women
What if "Dear Abby" was a Man? 6
Advance Planning
Be Sure to Fill Out the Right Forms
What if "Dear Abby" was a Man? 7
Chips
Census (Southern States)
What if "Dear Abby" was a Man? 8
Does Greenspan Know This?
The Fire Dog
Bowling Blondes
In The News ...
Honor System Virus
Accounting For Lost Time
Undressing
Your Readin' That?
Only in America 1
Wonder Bra
The Dreadful Fight
Only in America 2
Wierd Symptoms

Read it slow
Only in America 3
I Know What I'm Doing!
Ebonics Miranda
Only in America 4
Designated Driver
Any time, any place.
Only in America 5
Be Yourself
Why English is a Bitch to Learn
Only in America 6
In The News ...
Say Uncle
Only in America 7
Shaking In My Boots
Pumpernickel
Only in America 8
Lock and Load!
Words to Live By 1
Only in America 9
Don't Argue With George
Words to Live By 2
Only in America 10
This is the Way I Want to Go
Words to Live By 3
Only in America 11
Bucket Seats
Words to Live By 4
Proper Narrative Descriptions
Our failure to go out and collect primary data ...
Words to Live By 5
Blonde and Cops
In The News ...
Words to Live By 6
Here After
Green, Pink and Yellow
Words to Live By 7
Gloves
.....Oh, to be ten again
Infinite Wealth, Wisdom, or Beauty
The Doctor's Office
Hand Guns Vs. Women