Film Reviews - Suck-O-Matic Rating System
Sucks and Blows!
Avoid this movie at all costs. You're wasting your money, time, and brain cells. Find something else to watch, like snow on your TV. These aren't the droids you're looking for.
- Jingle All The Way
- Lethal Weapon 4
- Lost World: Jurassic Park, The
- Mad City
- Mercy
- Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
- Mighty Aphrodite, The
- Mod Squad, The
- Mom and Dad Save the World
- Mothman Prophecies, The
- Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat, The
- Perfect Storm, The
- Phantom, The
- Pitch Black
- Plan 9 From Outer Space
- Pluto Nash
- Preacher's Wife, The
- Punisher, The
- Queen of the Damned, The
- Random Hearts
- Red Planet
- Red Sonja
- Reign of Fire
- Ring, The
- Scary Movie
- Sgt. Bilko
- Small Soldiers
- Space Thing
- Spawn
- Speed 2: Cruise Control
- Sphere
- Star Trek III - The Search For Spock
- Star Trek V - The Final Frontier
- Strategic Command
- Tears of the Sun
- Thin Red Line, The
- This Island Earth
- Three Kings
- Tomb Raider
- Vampire in Brooklyn
- Vegas Vacation
- Warlock
- Welcome to the Dollhouse
- What Planet Are You From?
- White Men Can't Jump
- Wrongfully Accused